snapes twitter throwin shade at the academy
I’m due to present my PowerPoint on feminism and gender roles in the media during and after WWIII tomorrow - today really - and I feel so sick and sad I can’t stand it.
I don’t want to get up in front of twenty people and talk for fifteen minutes. I don’t like getting up in front of people and talking for any period of time. I’m shaking even now. I’m terrified.
This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever
WHY DON’T WE EVER TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY ANNA IS
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY
update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY
Society demonizes sex workers because they demand more money than women should, for services men expect for free.
Anne McClintock (via burnedbanksia)
- me: *wakes up*
- me: wheres my phone
- me: *rips off blankets*
- me: *hears loud thud*
- me: there it is
A wagon full of Great Danes
i think i would have a heart attack
My dear, you are in danger of being burned by your own flame.
Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (via perfect)
Embroidered pillowcase by Empress Alexandra Feodorovna, wife of Tsar Nicholas II.
Can't you imagine it? If James and Lily were alive when Harry and Ron crashed the Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow and the next day Harry gets a Howler and the whole Gryffindor table would be like 'Oh he's going to get chewed out' and then the Howler explodes and it's full of effusive praise. 'HARRY POTTER, THAT WAS TRULY INSPIRED. CRASHING A CAR INTO A TREE. NOT EVEN PADFOOT WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU'RE LIVING UP TO THE MARAUDER BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.'
AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”
"LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE."
AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”